Something I always wanted to know ...

- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
- A woodchuck could chuck no wood since a wood chuck can't chuck wood.
- But if a woodchuck could chuck wood and if a woodchuck would chuck wood what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
- Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
- A woodchuck should chuck wood as long as a woodchuck could chuck wood and as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.
- Oh, shut up.