Emus

For the record, emus are scary themselfs, but easy as fuck to scare. I was camping on a mates property and we were setting up camp in the middle of a clearing. and some how, some fucking how, a pack of 10 came right up to the camp site. i was going back to the car to get some bricks to make the fire place when i saw the pack leader or whatever they're called about 6m away from me just watching me, with the rest of his pack about another 10m behind him while he checked shit out. My mate, whos grew up in the bush just looked at me and said "Dont worry about it, just run like fuck to the van" which was about 3m to my right. So, i fucken bolt into the van, the emu goes 'OH SHI-' from my sudden movement and runs back to his pack. My mate comes over, gets into the van, and we chase them for 3km away from the camp so they wont get in our way again. Next morning i wake up and i see my mate is already awake, clutching his fucking rifle and saying putting his finger over his mouth to tell me to be quiet. Emu's had fucking surrounded the tent while we had slept. had to wait about 2 hours before they pissed off, which sucked balls.

tl;dr: emus are assholes.



Ich hab's ja immer schon gesagt.