Pyramid Head

Pyramid Head walks into a bar, the bartender asks: "Why the long face?"
There were no survivors.

Pyramid Head walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?" The bartender asks, "I don't know. What does he look like?"
There were no survivors.

Pyramid Head and James Sunderland walk into a bar. They settle their differences peacefully over some beers, allowing James to let go of his past.

Pyramid Head decided to take a trip to Europe, and secures £600 in Deutschmarks. After arriving in Hamburg they tell him that they use the Euro instead.
There were no survivors.

So, Pyramid Head went to the movies the other day to see Rambo IV and when he returned, his nurses asked him;
"How was the movie?"
"There where no survivors."

Pyramid Head walks into a bar and sits down next to a lady and a dog. Pyarmid Head asks, "Does your dog bite?". The lady answers, "Never!" So PH reaches out to slice the dog in half and the dog bites him. Pyramid Head says, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" The woman replies, "He doesn't. This isn't my dog."
There were no survivors.

Pyramid Head, a priest and a rabbi walk into a propeller.
There were no survivors.

- Knock Knock.
- Who's there?
- Pyramid.
- Pyramid who?
There were no survivors.

What do you get when you cross Pyramid Head and a full school bus?
No survivors.

Pyramid Head, an Irishman, an Australian and a Scotsman walk into a bar.
There were no survivors.