Tetris Lessons, now only $40!

(...) Some wit up in Vancouver is offering Tetris lessons "at affordable rates," one of those things the un- or underemployed will now rush out to imitate. (...)

According to the Craigslist poster the "patient and nonjudgmental coach" will give you 90 minutes of Tetris fundamentals for $30, half of which will be spent watching him play. However, you will have "gained the confidence to play Tetris by yourself or against friends, strangers, and family members."

If you're an advanced student, or feel like delving a little more deeply into Tetris theory, he offers a two-hour "Intermediate Tetris" for $40 to $55. (...)

Super Sache!