Hahahah

Der lächerlichste Text, den ich je gelesen habe.

Ein kleines Best Of:

"If the theory of gravity were true, it would show that the sun's gravitational force on the moon is much stronger than the earth's gravitational force on the moon, so the moon would go around the sun."

"For example, the observed behavior of the earth revolving around the sun can be perfectly explained if the sun has a net positive charge and the planets have a net negative charge, since opposite charges attract and the force is an inverse-square law, exactly as the increasingly discredited Theory of Gravity. Physics and chemistry texts emphasize that this is the explanation for electrons going around the nucleus, so if it works for atoms, why not for the solar system?"

"And even children can see how ridiculous it is to imagine that people in Australia are upside down with respect to us, as gravity theory would have it."

"The theory of gravity violates common sense in many ways. Adherents have a hard time explaining, for instance, why airplanes do not fall."

"It is not even clear why we need a theory of gravity -- there is not a single mention in the Bible, and the patriotic founding fathers never referred to it."

... oh Mann.